Orphan Facts

Over the history of the Orphans, many hard-to-believe yet genuine facts have come to light. Here is a compilation of aforementioned facts for the sake of prosperity.

• The Orphans of Taris is a social guild
• Val is actually English singer and song-writer; Craig David.
• Leasmi only has one arm and possibly only one leg.
• Numi killed his mother with a shovel and has since taken on her persona, donning her dress and a wig.
• The Red Sea is Nay’s personal source of red wine.
• According to El the Skull in the Dread Fortress final boss fight is a “Safe” place!
• Sanro’s microphone is impossibly located in the draw of his desk.
• Val has two sisters who are both very much available.
• Nay’s servant staff consists of Jorge the Mexican gardener, <NAME> the cook and Giles the quintessential British butler.
• The Orphans celebrate the Deity “The Random Number god” who lords over all item rolls. Elthea is the Gods Prophet and main benefactor! (The Random Number God now has a son, RNGesus)
• Nay can bed a handyman with nothing but a chocolate biscuit and a suggestive look. Hobnobs at the ready!
• Tirtz is a Thai Lady-boy that Raph “purchased” via an explicit website….
• El’s favourite race on Star Wars is the Voss. He can’t get enough of their ideology!
• El tells you to CC things that can’t be CC’d!
• The skull in the corner of Brontes’ fight in Dread Fortress is safe from the lightning. Safety Skull.