Ask an Orphan – Sanro (Orphan Legacy #05)
The Ask an Orphan AMA (ask me anything) segment this month takes a look at Sanro of the Orphans.
Q: “Will you ever sort your fricking mic out!?” By Val
Answer: Maybe…
Q: “You don’t speak on Teamspeak, why do you hate the guild?” By Val
Answer: Because i can! And you told me to….hate leads to …uhh….gummibears?
Q: “Name an Orphan for each. Punch in the face, lick their face and gaze longingly into their face.” By Val
Answer: Me, Val, Nay/Tirtz >_>
Q: “How many Orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb?” By Val
Answer: Non, we only fondle err…fumble in the dark!
Q: “What guildie do you think the guild can’t do without?” By Val
Answer: Our glorious, fearless, most awesome leader Val!
Q: “What is your most vivid memory from your childhood and what age were you?” By Val
Answer: I have a terrible memory and only remember bits and pieces, nothing really sticking out >_>
Q: “How many siblings do you have? What is your birth order?” By Exo
Answer: 1 older brother, 1 ½ years older
Q: “What is something your parents used to say to you as a child that you promised yourself you’d never says”but now you catch yourself saying all the time?” By Exo
Answer: Not really promised myself to never say this, but surprised i started using it in my mid-20s already, Stupid kids!“
Q: “What’s something that people do in traffic that really bothers you?” By Exo
Answer: Their existence counts? Mostly I’m the only person sticking to the rules 😦
Q: “What do you do if you can’t sleep at night? Do you count sheep, toss and turn, or get up and try to do something productive?” By Exo
Answer: Some medical regulations I guess.
Q: “Why do they cotton swab the guy’s arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?” By Exo
Answer: Mostly toss and turn / listen to music.
Q: “On a scale of 1 to Udo Jargens, how well do you sing?” By Exo
Answer: 0
Q: “If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?” By Exo
Answer: If the other personalities are okay with it it would be mass-suicide i guess.
Q: “Would a fly without wings be called a walk?” By Exo
Answer: Nope, an amputee.
Q: “How many hours do you spend on your computer each day? How much time do you spend surfing the Web?” By Exo
Answer: 8 hours at work and ca. 6 at home. 1 screen on the web, 1 screen for more web or gaming^^
Q: “How many hours a week do you watch TV? Is that too little, too much, or just enough?” By Exo
Answer: TV is on for ca. 6 hours / day, but sometimes just in the background.
Q: “What’s your favourite beverage?” By Exo
Answer: Cola.
Q: “If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?” By Exo
Answer: Depends on if it’s faster over the mountain then on foot and if it’s colder at night then outside!
Q: “Why is the word “abbreviation” so long?” By Exo
Answer: Because humans are stupid.
Q: “How often do you read the newspaper? Which sections do you turn to first?” By Exo
Answer: Read it every morning for breakfast, from front to back
Q: “How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?” By Exo
Answer: I shake the glass and listen for the sound.
Q: “Is the paper money in your possession right now organized sequentially according to denomination and with the bills right side up and facing the same way? Why or why not?” By Exo
Answer: It is and I like it that way.
Q: “Why do kamikazes wear helmets?” By Exo
Answer: To have communication (headset) and not get knocked out before they reach their target.
Q: “Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?” By Exo
Answer: Because everyone tries to rush somewhere at the same time, leading to slow traffic.
Q: “When was the last time you really pushed yourself to your physical limits? Explain.” By Exo
Answer: Tried to catch a bus….didn’t make it ^^
Q: “What time do you usually wake up in the morning? Do you awaken naturally or need an alarm?” By Exo
Answer: When I have to work: 5:55 am via alarm. Weekend / vacation….somewhere between 10 am and 4 pm.
Q: “If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?” By Exo
Answer: Both of course 😀
Q: “What’s your idea of a good time?” By Exo
Answer: Pretty much everything can be good, so…. live my life I guess.
Q: “What’s something that amazes you?” By Exo
Answer: Space / astrophysics / size of the universe.
Q: “If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?” By Exo
Answer: An angry cat the first 6 times, then roadkill.
Q: “Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?” By Exo
Answer: Do they actualy do that? I think that’s only a movie-thing.
Q: “Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?” By Exo
Answer: It does, but only in a thin layer. Or else….it doesn’t, because it needs air to function >_>
Q: “Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?” By Exo
Answer: Good shaving-blade
Q: “Why is a boxing “ring” square?” By Exo
Answer: Else finding the right corner could take a while…
Q: “What’s your all-time favorite video game?” By Exo
Answer: I guess the Fallout-series.
Q: “Who’s your favorite person in the whole wide world? Why?” By Exo
Answer: My best friend now living in Vienna…she’s just the best =)
Q: “What dream has come true for you?” By Exo
Answer: Got at least 1 girlfriend, yay 😛
Q: “What’s the most adventurous or daring thing you have ever done?” By Exo
Answer: Vacation alone in Tokyo I guess.
Q: “If you were able to retrieve only one item on the way out of your burning home, what would that be?” By Exo
Answer: My portable storage-HDD, lots of memories on there.
Q: “If you could take an early retirement, what would you do?” By Exo
Answer: If I had money coming with it: Travel the world, visit every country there is.
Q: “If you could learn to speak a foreign language, which one would you choose and why?” By Exo
Answer: Chinese, as it’ll become the world-language one day.
Q: “What is your occupation? And if you could change your occupation, what would you do?” By Exo
Answer: Clerk at one of Europes biggest waterplant, like it there, so don’t see a reason to swap^^
Q: “If you were to write a book about your life, what would it be called?” By Exo
Answer: The boring book.
Q: “If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?” By Exo
Answer: Depends on the circumstance.
Q: “Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?” By Exo
Answer: Because you don’t stay there forever.
Q: “Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?” By Exo
Answer: Good manners!
Q: “Can blind people see their dreams?” By Exo
Answer: Yep
Q: “What is your favourite pet and why?” By Nay
Answer: Never had a pet, not really a pet-person….they make dirt and stuff >_>
Q: “If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?” By Exo
Answer: Only if they’re morally morons
Q: “Describe the other officers and GM’s in one word each (please)” By Nay
Answer: Val: maniac; Shu: calm; El: maniac2; Raph: fashion; Tirtz: drugs; Nay: wine; San: credits
Q: “When people ask stupid questions, do you feel obligated to give sarcastic answers?” By Exo
Answer: I’m often sarcastic no matter if the other person asks stupid stuff or normal stuff <_>
Q: “What did you get for your Birthday?” By Shu
Answer: 2 t-shirts, PJ-pants, 2 gift-cards, shampoo and chocolate.
Q: “For the benefit of other members, what would you say is the best way to make money in SWTOR?” By Shu
Answer: Uhm….questing I guess?
Q: “Would you ever consider joining either Guild Wars 2 or Final Fantasy XIV?” By Shu
Answer: Nope. One MMO is enough.
Q: “What interests you most about SWTOR? The game itself or the story?” By Shu
Answer: The stories and the whole star wars feeling made me buy it.
Q: “What’s your top 5 favourite game franchises of all time?” By Shu
Answer: Fallout, C&C (Command and Conquer), all Star Wars, Half Life, Hitman
Q: “Would you rather live 1000 years or 10 different 100 years?” By Exo
Answer: 1000 years if it’s from now on into the future. If it’s about past times, then the 10 times 100
Q: “Would you rather have fingers as longs as legs or legs as long as fingers?” By Exo
Answer: Legs as long as fingers.
Q: “You are in a deserted island and you have a mermaid to acompany you, would you like it to be top half human bottom half fish, or top halp fish bottom half human?” By Exo
Answer: Top half human, wanna speak with someone.
Q: “Would you rather BE a dragon or HAVE a dragon?” By Exo
Answer: Have a dragon if it’s potty-trained and low maintenance.
Q: “Would you rather speak ALL languages fluently or be able to speak to animals?” By Exo
Answer: Speaking to animals sounds cool, I could do something nobody else could 😀
Q: “Would you rather have a vagina on your forehand or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?” By Exo
Answer: Vagina on the forehead sounds easier to be surgically removed then a bunch of penises, so I go with that one 😛
Q: “Would you rather only be able to shout all the time or whisper all the time?” By Exo
Answer: Whisper, easier to enhance technically.
Q: “Would you rather have sex with a victoria’s secret model and NO ONE know that you did or NOT have sex with a model but EVERYONE thinks that you did?” By Exo
Answer: The first, it’s my private thing and nobody shall know anyway 😛
Q: “What’s the breakdown of the time you have spent on all of your characters?” By Exo
Answer:
| Days | Hours | Minutes | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Vaandar | 42 | 06 | 27 |
| Radnav | 20 | 11 | 37 |
| Navdar | 6 | 15 | 03 |
| Vaardan | 4 | 04 | 34 |
| Ravand | 1 | 05 | 33 |
| Nadvar | 1 | 05 | 2 |
| Sanro | 33 | 08 | 42 |
| Nasro | 8 | 14 | 08 |
| Ranso | 7 | 00 | 46 |
| Ornas | 5 | 15 | 03 |
| Norsa | 4 | 4 | 12 |
| Orsan | 2 | 03 | 34 |
| Total: | 136 | 22 | 41 |
Q: “What do you plan to do with your multi millions?” By Exo
Answer: Hoping that at one point they add an interest-system so that my money can multiply by itself 😀
Q: “What has been your favourite question in this AMA?” By Exo
Answer: Will you ever sort your fricking mic out!?
Thanks for all that participated. The next issue of Ask an Orphan AMA will feature Tirtz. To members wishing to put forward their own questions for the AMA, please submit them here.
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